People Wrote the Most Hilarious Messages on Cakes

This article was originally published at Lizanest.com.

Cakes are supposed to be sweet, celebratory, and picture-perfect… but clearly nobody told the people who made these. What started as innocent frosting and sprinkles quickly spiraled into chaotic apologies, savage farewells, passive-aggressive birthday wishes, medical overshares, and confessions nobody should ever learn via buttercream. Each cake feels like its own tiny drama—funny, unhinged, and oddly heartfelt in the weirdest ways. Whether it’s shocking honesty, pure pettiness, or humor only a bakery employee could deliver, these desserts prove that sometimes the message tastes even better than the cake.